Comic 504 - The Omnipotent Grid

9th Apr 2014, 5:51 PM in 2014
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The Omnipotent Grid
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9th Apr 2014, 5:51 PM
GigaNerd17
Big Brother (1984) meets Deep Thought (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) meets Closet (Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse), brought to you by The Simpsons.

The Omnipotent Grid is an AI entity programmed by angels to assist them in monitoring Earth. However, despite being completely loyal to Heaven, the Grid lacks the angels' capacity for endless compassion and lost faith in humanity almost immediately after beginning operation. Though initially designed for recording every human act for judgment purposes, the Grid found that to be too easy and volunteered to handle many other jobs around Heaven, including writing God's memoir and welcoming new souls into heaven. Beware of holding conversation with it -- the Grid will dig up every single piece of dirt to your name with sparklingly grim sardonicism.

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9th Apr 2014, 8:14 PM
Alicia
I. SEE. YOU.
9th Apr 2014, 8:41 PM
GigaNerd17
AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE IN YOUR LIFE